The Giraffe House

Last week I skipped all my classes to experiment with a handful of drugs I’ve always been curious about. Below is a chronicle of my experiences on each.
Cocaine- Had an hour long conversation about Obama’s new health plan with a homeless man named Willy.
Mushrooms- Made me walk like I was in a slow-motion marching band [...]

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5.     Place on a college campus
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9.     Giraffe house member
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12.   Something that could happen to you at a party
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16.   Halloween event.
Well, Halloween is right around the corner, and this year I’m going to dress up as a(n) 1.___elusive_____2____Phone [...]

Hi everyone! For my IAH, we had to interview somebody from a foreign country. Of course, I’m interviewing my neighbor Ping-Pow! Ping-Pow loves to talk about being Asian. (Kind of an attention whore.)
Max:
So Ping-Pow, I heard in Asian countries your last name comes first.         Isn’t that weird? So is your name, like, Pow-Ping?
Ping-Pow:
My name is [...]

Last night, after eating an entire whole box of Ho-Hos, I had a crazy stomach ache and holding back the urge to sing “Livin’ la vida Loca” from the top of my lungs.  Unfortunately that itch was never scratched … maybe tonight? Any who, I was lying in bed thinking. Yes, I actually think. How [...]

Well, my first few weeks of college are out of the way … I think I’m finally getting settled into the House. My roommates are terrifying … In a good way. I mean … I lock my door at night, but they’re cool.
Like Wes. This weekend he had this crazy party here, and he gave [...]

Here is Wes’ night, in chronological order, to the extent that I can remember. The following was scribbled on a series of post-it notes littered with drawings of dinosaurs and an Indian girl’s phone number:

-begins his pregame at The Giraffe House. drinks 6 shots.
-pees on side of Giraffe House
-walks by a police officer. Starts singing [...]

Mr. Giraffe made a YouTube page.  Subscribe and check out all our vids there!
http://www.youtube.com/user/giraffehousevids

Giraffe: That last post wasn’t even a video.
Guy: Yeah, I know. It was a joke, just a picture to get people to think we had a new video.
Giraffe: That’s not very nice of you.
Guy: You’re just an animal, you don’t have a soul.
Giraffe: . . . still hurts . . .
Guy: April Fools!

Giraffe: It’s Tuesday!
Guy: Yeah, I know.
Giraffe: You know what that means?
Guy: No . . .
Giraffe: Neck Day!!!
Guy: . . .