About
The Show
It came in a dream one night. In a cold sweat, Diego sat upright in bed, threw his arms in the air and cried, “THE GIRAFFE HOUSE!” He approached Adrienne the next day and discovered she had the SAME dream the night before.
And so it began . . . endless nights of writing, production strategies, drinking . . . Finally, on an unusually crisp summer afternoon, the dream was born. The Giraffe House became a part of MSU Telecasters.
The Gang
Wes
A spry young inventist who stares into the sun for 3 minutes a day to “make his eyes pop.” In 2007, Wes started a company that tells you when your beer is cold. He literally sends you a text saying your beer is cold. He currently has 2 customers, Alex and Chris. Max refuses to invest money in a company with such a shotty business model.
Alex
A spry young ladies man who is never not sexting. What does that mean, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you. Right now. Just keep reading . . . Okay. It’s when you send dirty texts by phone machine to potential one-night stands. Or sometimes your grandma if you have exceptionally large thumbs . . . Don’t wanna talk about it. Alex also enjoys crafts.
Chris
A spry young diabetic, standing 12’9”, or something like that. Candy is his favorite fruit, which got him in this situation in the first place. Chris spends his spare time volunteering at the local soup kitchen . . . or at home drinking beer really really fast. Definitely one of those two. Also, by the time he was 12 years old he found a cure for AIDS. Just kidding, there is no cure.
Max
A spry young Judo fanatic who loves eating Jujubies while watching his favorite movie, Juno. Max can often be found gazing at his favorite planet, Jupiter or enjoying a short glass of orange juice while reading a Jules Verne, novel, collecting jukeboxes or getting a “facial” to rejuvenate his skin. See what I did, there?
