The Giraffe House

Giraffes play reindeer games.

Giraffes love slangin’ in iambic pentameter.

THINGS I USED TO WORRY ABOUT IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL:

-       Wetting myself… stop it!

-       When is naptime?

-       Why does my pee-pee feel funny in the morning?

-       What is my pee-pee for?

-       What is my pee-pee?

THINGS I USED TO WORRY ABOUT IN HIGH SCHOOL:

-       Why can’t I talk to girls?

-       Where can I get booze?

-       How can I get that girl to screw me?

-       How long can I last while jerking off?

-       Can I make the pool house scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High happen?

THINGS I WORRY ABOUT NOW:

-       Wetting myself… stop it!

-       When is naptime?

-       How can I make my pee-pee feel better in the morning?

-       Why can’t I talk to girls?

-       Where can I get money for booze?

-       How long can I last; pee-pee wise?!

-       If I found Phoebe Cates would she blow me?

-       Exams.

-       STDs.

-       STD Exams.

-       Pee-Pee swabs.

Love Max

Giraffes are never always afraid of STI’s.

Giraffes go in the back door.