The Giraffe House

1.     Adjective

2.     Occupation

3.     Adjective

4.     Occupation

5.     Place on a college campus

6.     Plural noun

7.     –ED Verb

8.     Verb

9.     Giraffe house member

10.   Adjective

11.   Occupation

12.   Something that could happen to you at a party

13.   Giraffe House member

14.   Verb

15.   Household Object

16.   Halloween event.

Well, Halloween is right around the corner, and this year I’m going to dress up as a(n) 1.___elusive_____2____Phone Operator________. Last year, I was a(n) 3.____slutty____4.____referee___and my friends loved it. We went to (a) 5.______the presiden’t house____ and a bunch of 6.____douche-bags_______ 7________groped____me. But this year, I’m determined to have a great time, so I’m going to get 8.______punched________!!! There is nothing like a ghoulishly great time! My best friend, 9.___Jo________ will be dressed up as a(n) 10.____skanky 11.______Santa CLause____, and together, we’re going to 12.___black out___________ at The Giraffe House party. Anyways, I hope that 13._____Nathan_________ doesn’t 14.____C*&$@___________ on the 15.__my costume (!!!)______ like (he)(she) did last Halloween. Alright giraffes, see ya at the 16.__Most INSANE PARTY OF THE YEAR!!!!

Love _____Kelly <3_________

Well, Halloween is right around the corner, and this year I’m going to dress up as a(n) 1.___slutty______2____Santa Clause________. Last year, I was a(n) 3.____slippery_____4.____banana___and my friends loved it. We went to (a) 5.______Sigma Chi Party____ and a bunch of 6.____bros_______ 7________rubbed____me. But this year, I’m determined to have a great time, so I’m going to get 8.______excited_________!!! There is nothing like a ghoulishly great time! My best friend, 9.___Kelly______________ will be dressed up as a(n) 10.____luscious 11.______phone operator____, and together, we’re going to 12.___get trashed___________ at The Giraffe House party. Anyways, I hope that 13._____Andy__________ doesn’t 14.____poop___________ on the 15.__sink______ like (he)(she) did last Halloween. Alright giraffes, see ya at the 16.__Giraffe House Animal Dress-up Halloween Bash!!!!

Love _____JO!!!!_________

Well, Halloween is right around the corner, and this year I’m going to dress up as a(n) 1.___shitty______2____prostitute________. Last year, I was a(n) 3.____sickening_____4.____prostate examiner___ and my friends loved it. We went to (a) 5.______the admissions office__ and a bunch of 6.____elehants_______ 7_____fucked____me. But this year, I’m determined to have a great time, so I’m going to get 8.______deficating!!! There is nothing like a ghoulishly great time! My best friend, 9.___   _Alex______ will be dressed up as a(n) 10.____sexy 11.______weed plant___, and together, we’re going to 12.___get hit in the ball sack__ at The Giraffe House party. Anyways, I hope that 13._____Chris__________ doesn’t 14._____fondle______ on the 15.__coat rack______ like (he)(she) did last Halloween. Alright giraffes, see ya at the 16.__Partaaaaaaaay

Love _____Wesley________

Well, Halloween is right around the corner, and this year I’m going to dress up as a(n) 1.______Furry__________ 2______Fluffler______. Last year, I was a(n) 3.____Ridonculous__ 4._______Roadie________ and my friends loved it. We went to (a) 5.________Frat House____________ and a bunch of 6._________Clitori________ 7________Boned_________ me. But this year, I’m determined to have a great time, so I’m going to get 8._______high________!!! There is nothing like a ghoulishly great time! My best friend, 9._________Wes________ will be dressed up as a(n) 10._______Dank_________ 11.___Private Investigator_, and together, we’re going to 12._______get date raped_______ at The Giraffe House party. Anyways, I hope that 13.______Chris_________ doesn’t 14.______sit_________ on the 15._______dildo_______ like (he)(she) did last Halloween. Alright giraffes, see ya at the 16._______circle jerk___________.

Love, Max

Well, Halloween is right around the corner, and this year I’m going to dress up as a(n) 1.______Scary__________ 2______gynecologist______. Last year, I was a(n) 3.____gay__ 4._______Riot Police officer________ and my friends loved it. We went to (a) 5.________communal shower___________ and a bunch of 6.______zombies_______ 7________choked_________ me. But this year, I’m determined to have a great time, so I’m going to get 8._______yanked________!!! There is nothing like a ghoulishly great time! My best friend, 9._________Max________ will be dressed up as a(n) 10._______black_________ 11.___Philanthropist_, and together, we’re going to 12._______drug people at The Giraffe House party. Anyways, I hope that 13.______Wes_________ doesn’t 14.______wink________ on the 15._______plunger_______ like (he)(she) did last Halloween. Alright giraffes, see ya at the 16._______halloween rave.

Love, Chris

Hi everyone! For my IAH, we had to interview somebody from a foreign country. Of course, I’m interviewing my neighbor Ping-Pow! Ping-Pow loves to talk about being Asian. (Kind of an attention whore.)

Max:

So Ping-Pow, I heard in Asian countries your last name comes first.         Isn’t that weird? So is your name, like, Pow-Ping?

Ping-Pow:

My name is Jeff …

Max:

So Ping-Pow, where in Asia were you born?

Ping-Pow:

Cleveland.

Max:

Is that somewhere in Laos? Or the Philippines, or what?

Ping-Pow:

It’s in Ohio.

Max:

Oh right, China, my bad. So, what’s your favorite subject in school?

Math, right?

Ping-Pow:

I’m actually a theatre major.

Max:

Besides mastering the violin, what do you enjoy doing in your spare time?

Ping-Pow:

I don’t play the violin, or the piano, or the cello. I just like to hang out, you know, play halo and watch Nascar.

Max:

Yeah, and I like Hello-Kitty. (wink)

Ping-Pow:

Seriously, what’s wrong with you?

Max:

So what level karate are you?

Ping-Pow:

I don’t do karate.

Max:

What a Joker! This guy…  So what’s your favorite sport? Karate?

Ping-Pow:

(uncomfortable pause) … I like Nascar.

Max:

Ha, an Asian driver. What a goof, Ping-Pow.

Ping-Pow:

My name is Jeff!

Max:

Any closing comments?

Ping-Pow:

You’re going to fail this assignment. My name is Jeffrey. I’m not Asian. I was born here in A-ME-RI-CA. I’m not mister freaking Miyagi. And PLEASE tell your roommates to stop asking me for self-defense tips.

Max:

So wise!

Would it be too premature to write an A+ on top of this bad boy? Probably not.

-Max